Just awoke to a thought: Why do vampires always live in small towns?
Answer: They don't, those are just the stories that get told. Vampire killings in New York City are simply swept into the massive category of the unresolved, kinky, fucked-up everyday murders. Small towns notice when the population rises from 600 to 601 and then suddenly drops to 590. Seems a bit fishy don't it?
Plus their cops have nothing better to do...
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